Lawn Flamingo

The unthinking liberal mind that is as useless as a pink hunk of plastic out in your lawn. Talking to the plastic may get you further, it has more intelligence...

You are a #LawnFlamingo and talking to you is a waste of time. Lawn flamingo is a useless hunk of plastic...

by Irritated conservative June 2, 2020

fuck a flamingo

an expression uttered by people who have only slight disdain of another

Barry: hey fuck a flamingo that fucking faggot Luke stole my fucking condoms and fucked my Bitch Susan in the ass last night then the fuckhead said her tits were too small .
Luke: why are you referring to me in the third person?
Barry: yeah I know Luke I just disliked your use of condoms I mean y know I'd rather you have got her pregnant ok.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 9, 2018

Flaming Snorkel

Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.

I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

flaming ambush

When you're banging a girl from behind and you set fire to her pubes.

Dude, Brenda was getting it good and to add to the excitment, I decided to give her a flaming ambush

by Mark Philip Hurd May 27, 2008

Flamingo Sucker

Is when a girl or guy decides to suck the cum out of there members penis through use of a straw.

Hey Kris, Stop giving Murph the Flamingo Sucker and help me move theses boxes.

Hey Brian I heard your girl friend gave you the Flamingo Sucker last night.

I fucking love the Flamingo Sucker!!!!

by Tim Pie April 2, 2009

The Flamingo

Where a girl sucks a one guys dick while jacking two others off.

Dude, last night Jenna definitely did the Flamingo

by Logan hammer June 1, 2011

flaming hetero

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up impulsive version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week.
George Clooney in a cocaine psychosis.

by jerzeesneed August 12, 2007