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Flat rat

The people not good enough to live in the Jew neighborhoods of Woodbridge. Prime example: Saldi Hyska
Saldi is a fuckin flat rat
by Westieaboutit May 6, 2017
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The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."
"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"
by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019
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Flat Fettish

Someone with a strong sextual attraction to flats. Comparable, and quite similar to a footfetish
Xavier is well known for having a Flat Fettish.
Xavier loves asking females for pictures of their flats. ( Sometimes even with their feet in the picture)

Xavier becomes sexually aroused when near a sweet pair of flats.

Ooo damn look at those flats, Xavier would love those!
by Xaviertheflatlover May 24, 2020
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FLAT Smack

Flat smack ; (noun)(vb)
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.

Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.

See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.
Chris had to flat smack ammon several times, with the observable reality water at rest always finds and maintains level.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.
by FLATSMACK PHD July 28, 2023
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Flat Irish

noun;

1. An uninteresting person

2. A disappointing experience that fails to meet expectation or hype

syn;
plain, dull, beige
Friend 1: “How was your date?”
Friend 2: “Eh. They turned out to be a real Flat Irish.”
by hwiskey_dick_wilson June 23, 2018
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Flat white

Flat white is commonly used among sexually active teenagers, it means 'cum in the eye' where a male ejaculates into a partners eye.
"Gave my girlfriend her first flat white last night , she loved it"

"im in the mood for a flat white tonight baby"
by x_x_moon_x_x November 18, 2011
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Flat Out

Rebecca says I really like your red shirt. Theresa says flat out. Rebecca says: straight up!
by T June 11, 2004
mugGet the Flat Outmug.

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