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Shitty Flakes

(n) The leftover fecal matter in the toilet bowl after flushing
I shit so hard, I have shitty flakes even after two flushes.
Shitty flakes is not a cereal.
Shitty flakes are bad to find in a public bathroom.
by ArchAngle June 11, 2014
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Vagina Flakes

1. To scratch ones vagina, and flake off dry skins cells and pubic hair.

2. When a woman scratches her (dry) vagina and leaves flaky specs behind. As well as pubic hair. This happens mainly on toilet seats.
1. Please go clean you vagina flakes off of the toilet before I use it.

2. I hate using the toilet after people. I always have to wipe their vagina flakes away. Gross.
by Adorkablekia November 21, 2015
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poo flakes

Invisible residue present after farting.
So I ate brussels sprouts and farted in my bed the other night, and it still smells like farts; there must be a lot of poo flakes stuck to it.
by Raven__ June 14, 2016
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Small flame

The version of lit used by the upper/middle class.
Montgomery: "Will you join me for brandy?"

Philip: "Of course. The country club is getting small flame tonight!"
by happybirthday_itslit September 22, 2016
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lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.
Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!
by agoblin November 9, 2017
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Fire Flame

Damn Isabella is looking fire flame today that jawline is everything. I just jizzed myself shit....
by Mami calente August 22, 2018
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ass flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019
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