fishing in the dark

laying on your back outside at night performing mutual masturbation with your partner.

Mark: So how was Cassandra???

Bill: It was great we started off fishing in the dark and by the end of the night I was getting some mud on my tires.

by arrowturn March 31, 2010

fishing

When someone tells a lie / makes a false statement in order to make the other person accidentally admit something about themselves.

Dude 1: lol, you jack off to gay pr0n.
Dude 2: OMFG HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
Dude 1: lol, I was just fishing...now I know you really are gay. :)
Dude 2: ...OH SH-

by _allismine_ September 5, 2007

Ice Fishing

Putting multiple ice cubes into a women's vagina then fucking her

Women: "Put ice cubes in my pussy then fuck me"

Man: " Isn't that ice fishing"

by Master Ice Fisher June 13, 2013

bass fishing

A sexual act in which the male moves his penis around and the female attempts to catch it with her mouth without using her hands.

I made her go bass fishing and she poked her eye out.

by Trib June 15, 2007

Cow fishing

It is first necessary to obtain an extra long, sharp hook. Bait the hook with really good grass or wheat. Go to a cow pasture and drop the hook, with the other end connected to the hitch of your truck. Floor it when you get a bite. Then drag the cow away from the farmer with the shotgun after he sees the atrocious acts you're commiting on his livestock

Cletis: OW, there be a shotgun pellet in my ass
Claude: Shouldna gown cow fishin'

by Henley Belter October 31, 2003

Man Fasting

The act of purging the male species from your life in every way for a defined amount of time due to an overload of douchebags and the need for a cleansing.

A way to reboot your current frame of mental reference of the male species.

Well I've meet 5 guys in the last two months and all of them lied about being married, having girlfriends, or their penis size. After this last one I'm man fasting for at least 30 days, I am way over due for a cleansing.

by bakchoy March 29, 2010

Mexican Ice Fishing

A sexual position which the partner lays on their back with their shoulders on the ground with their ankles to their ears and their partner procedes to step in between legs and insert erection or object downwards into the anal cavity. Also known as Kaa-Kaah.

I saw that girl walking bow-legged, she must have gone Mexican Ice Fishing.

by C-los Papi June 28, 2007