Felix

A retail customer with a completely unorganized bag (or bags) full of an absurd amount of return items.

Named in honor of the iconic Felix The Cat and his magic bag of tricks, because how much stuff dud he REALLY gave in that bag?!

"I told My boss that I had to stay late because of a last minute Felix with 27 (3rd party online retail giant name redacted) returns!"

by Sean Twisted September 22, 2023

Felix

DA BESTFRANN EVAAA!!!! He's so funny and sexy n is the GODDDD of Minecraft , roblox , fornite , and Overwatch and he gets all the e bussy in the worldd !!!

WOW! Did you hear all the e bussy Felix gets??

YESS!! I have he gets all the e hoes , and bussy.

FELIX IS SO FUNNY N SEXY NO SURPISE!!

by fleoldojddejnfriekhr231453 April 30, 2024

Felix

DA FUNNIEST BITCH EVA!!! He's such a good friend like he's a 10/10! He's my bestie n we locked in forevever n ever >.<. He's so kawaii Chan ~ >.< UwU XD <333. He's a god at Minecraft , Roblox , and Fornite like he gets all the pussy in the world because of this. He gets all the e bussy and all the e hoes.

Have you heard of Felix?

Ofc I have he's the god at minecraft like he gets all the e hoes.

by fleoldojddejnfriekhr231453 April 30, 2024

Felix

felix is the sweetest boy in the world. He has the sweetest smile/laugh in the world. He will always make you smile. I just know that if you have a felix in your life, you probably have a crush on him(like me). Felix‘s are usually funny and smart, but still hate school.You probably know a lot of people that have a crush on felix which makes it harder but i know he will choose you.

„omg theres felix. I wanna marry him😍☝🏻„

by inlovewithfelix November 25, 2021

felix boyce

A man with a huge penis and girls love him

That girl is so lucky to date felix boyce

by Fhdhzbcfvehvkcklvvhcjcgdivjdjf November 25, 2021

Felix

A person who hates people who search for their name on Urban Dictionary.

You heard Megan keeps on posting her name’s definition on Urban Dictionary, Felix wouldn’t be happy!

by God’s view November 26, 2021

felix

Felix is the lengest person you could ever find

Don’t make fun of him or he’ll come to your gaff..

FELIX IS COMING YOUR GAFF BECAUSE YOU SAID HE WAS UGLY!

by Lachd November 29, 2021