Falconer

Used car salesman
Snake oil merchant
Person who can speak for an hour but never actually answer your question

student 1- "What did he say?"
student 2 - "He was such a falconer, useless"

by jayfab_1990 November 8, 2012

Falconry

Using elevation to look for a suitable partner. Often used by males to seek females in a large crowd.

Dude 1 "Who's that man flying that hang glider through the streets!?"

Dude 2 "Oh thats Mark he's in to falconry, loves hunting birds!"

Dude 3 "He never catches any though!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

Falcon

An extremely homosexual man who lives in a large house, unoficcialy known as "Roxanne", who likes to keep a can of mixed nuts in his room, and surf every weekend because he thinks it is really gnarly. A Falcon also rather enjoys being inappropriately gay with his friends and fudgepacking. Another charecteristic of a Falcon is to play way too much Super Smath Bros. Brawl, and buy video game systems to play free trials that you can download on them, and not buy any games.

No way, don't call Jon, hes such a Falcon.

by Pooper McPoopstein April 28, 2008

Jimmy Fallon

The hottest talk show host.

Jimmy Fallon is one of the most precious humans in this world.

by idk who I am, sorry bruh October 26, 2020

Falcon Pwn

My Halo 3 term. There are 4 types. Falcon Pwn (Jumping then beating someoneNo Gravity Hammer). Super Falcon Pwn (Fly up HIGH, stick the opponent, beat themNO GRAVITY HAMMER before they explode). Ultimate Falcon Pwn (ExplodeBy beatNO GRAVITY HAMMER/Beat someone in ANY flying vehicle). Fuuuckkkk youuu pwnnned (You jump on top of your partners vehicleFLYING ONLY and beat themSKULL ONLY).

Me:FAAAAALLLLCOOONNNN
Man 1: What?
Me: PWWWWWWNNNN!!!
Man 1: WTF?!?! YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Me:Super!!!!
Man 2:Ha! No one will ever find me in my sniping place!
Me:Falcon!!!!
Man 2:AHHH!!! WTF?!?! SOMEONE STUCK ME!!!
Me:PWN!!!!!!
Man 2:...

Me:Ultimate...
Man 3:YOU BETTER NOT KILL ME YOU BASTARD!!
Me:Falcon....
Man 3:...
Me:PWN!!!!
Man 3:WOW! YOU FUCKING BITCH!! YOUR LUCKY THAT EXPLOSION DIDN'T KILL YOU!!

Me:Yo, I found the skull!
Partner:Iight, jump on my car, try not to fall off.
Me:...
Partner:YOU EXPLODED US BITCH!!!
Me:P...
Partner:FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Me:PWNED!!!!!You got falcon pwned!

by Tobi-Lass March 1, 2009

Falcon Punch

Phrase that is exclaimed when punching a book or binder out of someones hands, or off of a desk, table etc...

Mike: Hey Jimmy
Jimmy: What?
Mike: FALCON PUNCH!!! (Knocks book from Mikes hands)

by Nihowhello February 25, 2011

falconer

Grown man w/bird and pistol seeking employment.

To alleviate the nuisance of pigeons and gulls at the waterfront, we have hired a falconer to release falcons and shoot pistols.

To alleviate the nuisance of the falconer, his falcons, and the random shooting, we have hired his ex-wife to patronize him.

by BuzzAldrin September 30, 2011