Folder in my Cup

To describe with the help of an adjective the activity of folding a poker hand. This usually happens when when one, over and over, obtains a set of cards like duce, seven off suit.

Tim: Here's another Folder in my cup...

Jayson: You want more coffee?

Tim: No I just have another shity poker hand!

by A Dutchman of poker October 29, 2010

Foldin

I'm fucking up

Yo I'm so sick I'm foldin

by Jarslife September 21, 2016

fuck folder

The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.

An example file might include text conversations such as.

"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."

"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"

"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."

by Ill_Will October 4, 2018

Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.

"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Folding under pressure

Something Team Retribution likes to do this a lot, especially around Panda

folding under pressure just like team retribution

by Panda on top December 23, 2020

Oldy Foldy

simply put, a weirdo. Orginally found when texting using T9 mode and someone tried to write "Okey Dokey"

Katelyn: "OMG these rainbow cookies are a circus full of fun!!!!"

Stephanie: "Calm down Katelyn... quit being such an oldy foldy."

by katelkatel November 15, 2010

penis folder

Another word for vagina. Alternately called a cat folder.

That slut's constantly putting guys in her penis folder.

by curiosity killed the c@t July 28, 2012