Chest Flaps

Saggy, deflated breasts of women who once had large, curvy bosoms - often a direct result of old age and/or childbirth....now, become simply cumbersome and always impeding mobility.

Sheila - "Honey, I'm cold."

Vern - "Well, you can always stuff them chest flaps nicely in your front pockets."

by Dilberto December 29, 2009

Russian Fatso

Recipe:

-2 parts vodka
-Shit ton of Doublestuf oreos
-Splash of milk

Combine all of the ingredients in a blender and enjoy.

Damn, I'm tryin' to go ham on a couple of Russian Fatsos tonight before the club.

by fatso_joe December 15, 2010

FETA FLAPS

WHEN SOMEONES VAGINA SMELLS ssoo BAD, THE SMELLS LINGURES THROUGH THE BATHROOM STALES. sMELLS LIKE DEAD ROAD KILL SITTING IN THE

SUN FOR WEEKS. tHE FETA IS BECAUSE THERES A LOT OF MOISTURE SEEPING IN BETWEEN THE FLAPS, IT GETS ABSORBS IN THE PORES. GENERALLY

PEOPLE ON THE HEAVIER SIDE EXPERIENCE THIS DISGUSTING ODOUR OR DISORDER.

I Can't go in the bathroom, it smells like feta flaps!!!!!

by a lot of meat February 28, 2011

fatson

a person that is fat with the name bronson.

do you know that new kid bronson?
yeah.
i know a new name for him
what is it?
fatson!

BAHAHA, its funny because hes fat.

by nathanncee July 24, 2011

FFF (Flags for fags)

The LGBTQIABCDEFG flag, representing fags. If you're gay, you gotta pay.

The gay community asked for their own FFF (Flags for fags)

by F@gnation October 9, 2019

fatsexual

A fatsexual is one who does not have any sexual attractions based on their targets hair color, age, eyes or other physical traits of that nature. Instead they are attracted to anything that is fat. Generally fatsexuals are also heterosexual they simply enjoy larger versions of what most other people find attractive. There are some fatsexuals that are so overcome by their love of cellulite that their alternate lifestyle causes them to become homosexual or even to attempt to fornicate larger farm animals or tubs of actual cooking lard.

Friend 1: I'm worried about him man he just keeps trying to fuck anything he can that's shaped like a bowling ball.

Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.

by woo!party December 31, 2009

mud flaps

when your out riding four-wheelers and a girls flanges are flopping on the side of the seat colecting dust , and turning into mud.

janis your mud flaps are hanging down.

by mud dobber June 13, 2009