existable

existing irresistibly

asian joe is existable

by Matt Pana December 21, 2008

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existential embarrassment

The feeling of intense embarrassment after one realizes they have constructed their sense of self on false premises.

At age 13, Matt was what you would call wapanese. Having never confronted his self-misconception for what it was, he channeled his existential embarrassment into hatred of others who reminded him of the way he used to be.

SARAH: baka! ^^;

MATT: congrats you're weeabo garbage

SARAH: :(

AMY: Matt, don't be malicious to Sarah as a form of compensation for your inability to deal with anything that reminds you of when you were 13 and deluded.

by PaleBlueYacht March 8, 2011

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exidis

Raging emo homossexual.

"You're such an exidis!"
"Oh noes!1oeneoneoen" *cries.

by TehRenato June 17, 2007

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Ninja Exit

To make a ninja like escape from the other party of a one night stand, upon waking and find they seem to have grown ugly over the period of sleep.

Man, you shoulda seen the heffer i hooked up with last night, woke up, and did a ninja exit out the window.

by J2Racing December 21, 2007

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it exists

This is what you think when something you see on the internet is so fucked up or so abysmally cancerous that your head will melt into nothingness and force you to pour bleach on your eyes.

Examples:
-A furry, clopper, and an elephant doing a triple 69 bukkake orgy session.

-The comment section of just about every social media website

"It exists!" *digs eyes out and pours bleach into eye sockets*

by alcid34 October 13, 2018

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