An older brother figure who is a pedo to every other little child accept you. Must keep an eye on him otherwise he wont do his homework and/or will blow his brains out
Elijah is a fag
by ewijahbiggiefag September 16, 2018

Elijah is probably the most sweetest, cute, beautiful and charming guy you’ll ever meet in your whole entire lifetime. He’s really passionate about baseball, always is here for you even when you ramble about strawberries or how your parents immigrated and loves to talk about a future with you. He’s the most perfect person you’ll ever meet, He’ll listen when you need to talk about something and give you advice, find the positive in things, and cheers you up. He has the prettiest eyes ever and his hair ESPECIALLY with a new haircut looks really really nice. It kind of outlines his beautiful face and suits him really well. He’s truly flawless.
“Elijah is so beautiful.”
by alanosmom November 23, 2021

by czisbeast August 25, 2019

Elijah is Respectable and you should listen to when he says to cook or clean and he’s obviously the most loyal guy and when he ask you we should tag team a milf you should listen fam he’s also not a city boy
by Unknown ya February 24, 2022

A white boy who gets mad at you when you throw marshmallows at him. But he is mean af and funny af. Whatch what you say bc you will get cussed TF out by him
Elijah said " throw another fucking one you pussy ass bitch" to the boy who threw a marshmallow at him
by YakME December 8, 2018

good at cuddling. has the best doggo ever named lachie. if you have him as your boyfriend you're extremely lucky. always smells good. v hot and looks like a fuckboy but definitely isnt ;) very easy to fall in love with but is a tough egg to crack at times. good eyes even tho he says they r ugly.
by lachiethegroodle December 23, 2019
