el skroncho

when you fart and a little bit of feces sprays out

"dude, i gotta check my underwear. i think i just el skroncho'd my pants"

by xcyzek November 1, 2017

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El Joderino

Derived from Bamer. Uses excessive orange accents on vehicles and loves the NY yankees

Dang old man, that's an El Joderino.

by K Lowe May 22, 2017

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"El Retardo" is the name of a fictional, Mexican vigilante that seeks justice but always fails becouse of the mistakes he makes which are results of the fact that he is mentally slow. (retarded)

Although, the phrase "El Retardo" is most of time used to describe an indevidual with very low intelligence by comparing that person to that super-hero.

Even though El retardo tried to stop the criminal, he failed becouse he forgot who he was after in the middle of an intense chase

"You are dumber than El Retardo, you know that?"

"Oh no, look out! It's El Retardo!Beware of his low intelligence!"

by unfunny-man November 5, 2017

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el chapparita

One bad ass bitch

El Chapparita just tore the roof off Madison sq garden yo

by Jeme April 30, 2016

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el stanko

The act of boarding an elevator, waiting for the doors to close and then ripping a buttcheek

Jenny got off the elevator and a passenger exclaimed "who el stanko'd?!"

by Queen Ml September 5, 2016

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El-Jayed

The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.

Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.

Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...

Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.

Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro

by sleeper09 July 26, 2012

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