Something boys rarely perform to the level of a woman's satisfaction. They often misconstrue the act of just putting their tounge in your clit. Boys should be mindful of that fact that properly eating someone out consists of using thier fingers as well as their tounges, and doing whatever they can to make it feel good. Because if you don't, you plain suck. And she'll dump you. And you get bad referances and you'll never get laid. loser. Boys tend not to enjoy eating out, but they should learn to take it and enjoy it. This should be repeated until the girl orgasms. This, too, is usually not considered fun for boys, but they should learn to take it, and swallow it with relish and joy.
God I really want to be eaten out right now, but I happen to know that that guy really sucks at it.(I made this because I noticed a rather disturbing entry for "blowjob" but then I reminded myself that he probably sucks at eating pussy anyway...)
by Catherineisthecoolestgirlevah February 13, 2005
A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".
John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.
by Craig June 19, 2006
term used to discribe either a)drinking a type of Tequila that comes with a worm in the bottle, or b) chugging at least 1/4th a liter of Tequila.
"ey, eat the worm mother fucker, don't be scared esa!"
"ey, homeboy over there ate the worm last night and got wasted"
"ey, homeboy over there ate the worm last night and got wasted"
by Pawnshop tha drunkn munky March 03, 2007
Term used for performing oral sex on a female, also known as cunnilingus. Women and men all vary so it is not necessarily every woman's favourite form of sex and it is not necessarily unpleasant for all men. If you want to know what they think, ask them.
Not a form of payment for head or sex. Sex is not money. Personally, I would have given head without being eaten out, for example.
Not a form of payment for head or sex. Sex is not money. Personally, I would have given head without being eaten out, for example.
Guy 1: Hey you should be eating out your girlfriend regularly so she gives you head
Guy 2: Nah dude she doesn't make me do that for head, I spoke to her. She said she much prefers fingering or fucking.
Guy 1: Woah you're lucky you don't have to eat her out!
Guy 2: No, I still do it, just love that feel bro
Guy 1: ...Dude...you're fucking weird...
Guy 2: ....Anyway, gotta go I'm seeing my girlfriend now XD XD XD
Guy 2: Nah dude she doesn't make me do that for head, I spoke to her. She said she much prefers fingering or fucking.
Guy 1: Woah you're lucky you don't have to eat her out!
Guy 2: No, I still do it, just love that feel bro
Guy 1: ...Dude...you're fucking weird...
Guy 2: ....Anyway, gotta go I'm seeing my girlfriend now XD XD XD
by Fen_94 April 10, 2013
Telling somebody that they can eat your asshole, as well as an alternate version of telling somebody to go to hell or fuck off.
by sw December 20, 2003
*To go somewhere to have breakfast, lunch, or dinner, particularly at a restaurant.
*To engage in oral sex with a woman's vagina (using your mouth and tongue).
*To engage in oral sex with a woman's vagina (using your mouth and tongue).
"Wanna go eat out at Old Country Buffet?"
"God she is so hot, I wanna eat her out!!!"
"Whether you're a guy or girl, pussy'll always drive ya crazy!"
-advice from Chris Rock
"God she is so hot, I wanna eat her out!!!"
"Whether you're a guy or girl, pussy'll always drive ya crazy!"
-advice from Chris Rock
by Dave April 16, 2004
by killurselfbitch June 23, 2019