Dork

Someone who looks up the definition of the word dork and keeps reading out the definitions after their girlfriend continually calls them a dork.

Chris keeps reading out the multiple definitions of "dork". What a friggin' dork...

by Kris-13 May 13, 2023

Retro-Dorks

Hipsters.

:sees hipsters being pretentious all super original and fresh: State - fukkin' retro-dorks.

by PhattiG November 7, 2015

Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.

What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.

by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025

Dork

Th whales groin, peanes, dick and dork

The dorks peanes ways 27 kilos

by Whales dork August 21, 2023

Dork

Cute , odd , silly and mostly socially awkward person . When a girl calls a guy a dork , it's affectionate , when a guy calls a guy a dork it's either affectionate or to ridicule the other person.

Jack Sparrow is the funny , cool guy . Will Turner is the adorable dork.

by Potc lolololol June 13, 2017

dork disc

Also known as a "spoke protector", which is commonly found on inexpensive department store bicycles along with with kickstands, front baskets, and handlebar tassels. It's unnecessary if you're bike is properly maintained. The sundamaged dork disc is a telltale sign of a newbie rider.

Dude, you don't need that dork disc if your derailleurs are properly indexed. If you're not using training wheels, chuck it in the trash.

by skaughtto November 2, 2023

Dork

A whale's penis

That's a big dork on that whale she could get a lot of lamp oil from the blubber in that dork

by 253tony November 15, 2021