dork scrimping

Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.

OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.

by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

Dork

To perform a sexual act involving the insertion of an unnatural object in to the anus

She was a triffle weird as she wanted to me to dork her

by EnglishSpeakingTruffle January 13, 2022

diddly dork

someone who is being cute and silly but stupid and weird at the same time

person 1: ur such a diddly dork
person 2: what the fuck does that mean

by Kayleeisnotcool November 1, 2018

dork

cutest girl in the world

ig: @dorkakii

by nem kecsp April 4, 2021

Dork

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and pops the bubbles with their mouth

I found out my girlfriend was a dork after she left the bath with shit breath

by elceenor February 3, 2021

Dork

A nickname used to describe a pretty, and fun person that does the dumbest but cutest things for you.

My girlfriend Salem made our bitmoji's wear matching sweatshirts, she's such a dork.

by Jack aka Loser March 25, 2021