Don't Be A Bruce 

A Bruce is defined by a male friend of yours that is giving up drinking with his guy friends to hang out with his friends because he feels "tired" or needs to "hang out with his girlfriend".. Or leaves a night of drinking early because of these reasons.

Out with a couple of friends one night, and one friend has to leave around 10 PM to go chill with his girlfriend on a boys night out! He would be labeled a BRUCE !

Don't Be A bruce !!

Don't Be A Bruce by Paulie G D. October 25, 2008

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)

An indivual who presents false information with the intention of deceiving another party and trying to look like a baller or to make himself or herself look good. In many cases done infront of an oppisite sex to try and seduce them.

To lie outrageously or brazenly

1.) "Artin lies to make friends when he is around mona his girlfriend."

2.) Navid lies to make friends to Arta to excite him.

3.) Asif says: My name is usif Arta says: Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)Asif!

4.) Converstation form: Nadim says: "My neckalace is $50 christina" Arta responds " Nadim Don't lie to make friends, you don't have $50"

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF) by Arta November 30, 2005

Don't talk to me 

What someone who is clearly defeated in an argument will say to try and end the argument before being beaten even more soundly.

Greg: And that, dipstick, is why rocket shoes will never work.

Bryant: Don't talk to me, loser.

Don't talk to me by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004

don't touch what you can't afford 

What was once the ultimate put down. The strongest diss you could say to somebody who was annoying you by being physical with something you own.

Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.

However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.

Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.

Person 1 "Hey, Let me have a look at that pen."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."

don't touch what you can't afford by GF February 18, 2007

don't make me none 

Response said when someone says something and you simply don't care or whatever they said didn't affect you in any way.

i really don't care

it didn't affect me at all.

Amy: Hey, the other day John tried to get play from your best friend.

You: So? That don't make me none.

don't make me none by FriscoJenna May 27, 2006

DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST

Don't try to have a meaningless fling with the girls in your
DORM, APPARTMENT COMPLEX, STREET, or, dare I say, CHURCH.
You wanna fling while they want marraige. If they're in your nest you can't get away from them. Your usual club name of "Hank" will no longer work because they know your name is Leopold Fitzgerrald Donowhitz.

FOOLISH BOY- Man, I saw the chick that lives at the end
of the hall at the club last night and she
was all over me! I'm Thinkin
about inviting her over.

PRUDENT BOY- Dude, DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST!

DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST by BBLeroyB April 24, 2008

don't beg it 

when someone is attractive and knows it.. and wants you to tell them, usually over Facebook photos.

girl: omg i'm so fat in my new profile pic!
boy: no you're not...
girl: but i am!!!
boy: don't beg it

....girl clearly thinks she isn't, otherwise wouldn't have uploaded said picture..

don't beg it by clarksonnn April 10, 2011