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Doctor/Patient Confidentiality

Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.
"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"

"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."
by sayynevermore October 24, 2012
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Doctor Death March

Slang for Provigil, the brand name for the remarkable prescription drug Modafinil. Modafinil erases fatigue and keeps you alert, but it's not addictive, it's non-toxic, it doesn't trigger psychosis, and most remarkably, it has no recreational value. It even has no hangover. For that reason, it is a perfect companion to coffee and cigarettes when you've got to death march all weekend because you played XBox all week and blew Friday's deadline. Also known as daffodils.
Dude, you better stock up on doctor death march or you might resort to trucker speed to get you through finals.
by rainbow coma February 7, 2009
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Self Diagnosis Doctors

People who diagnose conditions without actually having a degree. While some people are proficient at this, many are not.
Steve - "Man, my stomach is really cramped up."
Self Diagnosis Doctors - "You probably have aids."
by StevoPativo March 11, 2011
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i'm no doctor or anything

taken from the great classic film "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". Just a great site when you're telling a fact that's obvious, but you want to let people know that you're not certified to say such a fact
Wow, look at that bug. I mean, i'm no doctor or anything, but that looks like some kind of ant or something.
by El_Scorcho September 5, 2003
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Doctor WHO?!

A TV show or syfy TV movie that you have never watched because you were too busy working, eating and pursuing sex...
Watch Doctor WHO?! No broseph, I got a date...
by Gay Snake Charmer December 27, 2011
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doctor who fans

A psychotic group of people who believe in a traveling Timelord from the planet Galifrey who travels in a police box that is bigger on the inside.
Human: Why are you wearing a bow tie?
Doctor Who fans : Because bow ties are cool *places fez on top of head*
by welcometo221b April 13, 2015
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Doctors Charter School

"don't breath at doctors charter school, you'll get a detention. trust me."
by thisnameistaken? April 13, 2009
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