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stick ditch

Female name for a dirty vagina that swallows men while never to be seen again. Many foreign objects can be found in that stick ditch such as lint, car keys, lighters etc.
That girl Colleen has a real dirty stick ditch. Has anyone heard from Larry!? The last time he was seen was entering the infamous stick ditch
by Stick ditch April 22, 2018
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ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.
That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.
by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017
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Ditch and dine

The art of ordering lobsters from kexribari and not paying
For example:
Metajouli let's go to kexribari to eat
Ok let's ditch and dine
by Lebrons third cousin May 31, 2024
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Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg
by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021
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Ditching

The act of licking someone’s butt hole after they go number 2 without wiping
Robbert and David where're ditching last night
by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025
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So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
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Ditch Pickle

Going to go ride the ditches this afternoon on the ol' ditch pickle
by Crunchy Blue December 14, 2024
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