Fake depression

Someone who claims to have depression but normally has intentions to gain attention and fish for compliments and pity. They act sad and try and look depressed and complain obsessively about how they have it. They also will not accept help because deep down they know that its fake and they want all the attention. These people will also say that they have no friends even if they have many. They also use other people as therapists and never consider other people because they're "too sad" to give a sh*t. I kinda pity people who do this because they dont realise how people with depression really feel therefore mimick them.
"hey you look kinda sad are you okay?"
"I'm just really sad because of my depression and i wanna die!"
"What can I do to help?"
"Oh its my (fake depression) you can't do anything about it now im gonna cry and be an emo!"
by peach.maru April 14, 2020
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vacation depression

That feeling you get when a vacation nears its end.
Joe: Holy shit nigga, you best be partying 2day it be teh last day of teh vacation bro.
Bob: No thanks, I got vacation depression. I'd rather sleep all day.
Joe: Fugg mayn, you iz so ghey!! Go fugg yoself dipshit nigga!
Bob: Fuck you, and stop acting black, it's fucking annoying.
Joe: Oh... alright...
by joebobjoebobjoe November 27, 2011
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roisa depression

a diagnosis for people suffering from a lack of sleep, happiness, and motivation after witnessing the horrors the precious roisa ship has gone through
after seeing what the jane the virgin writers did to break up rose and luisa AGAIN, i was suffering from some serious roisa depression
by apple1029384756 February 07, 2018
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depression bath

Sitting in a tub of boiling hot water for long periods of time to practice burning in hell.
Eugene sat in the depression bath for 3 hours and didn't move.
by angela larochelle October 11, 2017
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Dick depressed

When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life
Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while

Other girl: your dick depressed
by Madddie_t August 21, 2016
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Depression Episode

Saddness, tears... when someone asks you whats wrong you say "i don't know" because you don't know what is wrong. you feel empty and depressed.
haley: hey whats wrong?

you: idk I'm just having another depression episode
by lilkoii March 06, 2018
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Temporary Depression

When you just feel like shit after realizing your life situation. This temporary depression will last for various amount of time depending on your case. Symptoms can include suicidal thoughts, light-headedness and headaches.

Ways to recover from temporary depression:

1. Look at your waifu or husbando
2. Remembering that depressed/ anti-social people need to stick together
Dude: You good?
Other Dude: Yea, but I was just in temporary depression.
Dude: How did you get over it?
Other Dude: I just looked at my waifu. Damn she's hot.
Dude: Nice
by HWAHman October 02, 2019
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