Powerwash My Deck

I want you to suck my dick.

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019

decked

to fall on the ground humourously

my mate decked it at the club last night, they were so drunk

by kfj;k4fj4 November 16, 2021

Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.

"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck

by TopDeck August 20, 2022

thunk deck

It is usually mentioned for someone with a big dick.. When a person has a boner, and when the dick gets very big its called thunk deck

i love your thunk deck . i want to bj

by blumblee September 16, 2015

Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.

I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.

by SamDog76 April 30, 2021

Deck

Another way of using the term "dyke", a derogatory term for a masculine lesbian.

I saw a deck out here not too long ago.

by jkisdi June 22, 2016

Deck

/dɛk/
1. the act of asking for likes on a mediocre/below average funny tweet by a subpar twitter user

Spot: Yo, new tweet out deck n rep pls

by YxmmiTMF December 20, 2021