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Danger Mazz

To masturbate in a place easily caught.
Created by the forum heads of www.skateboard.com.au where a thread was dedicated to danger mazz and people posting and saying the most dangererous place they have tugged.
Jamal: I mazzed in a tent while my parents were asleep next to me. BEST DANGER MAZZ EVER.

Clownie: I mazzed during my english exam in the toilets because i finished early crazyyy danger mazz. Well dope i do say lad.
by mr.grecea April 8, 2008
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Halo Dance

Halo Dance: Used after owning a n00b in halo 2, it consists of
you and/or your team sitting up and down on ones body to indicate that you just stuck your jewels in ones mouth and supremely owned him.
I owned this n00b ActualCarrot and did the "Halo Dance" on his dead body.
by PHV Overlord July 19, 2006
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Blood On The Dance Floor

A “music” group that fucking sucks. Nothing but wanna be musicians who have no talent
Person 1: hey come listen to blood on the dance floor with me
Person 2: No thanks I’m already gay
by Rockable5000 May 28, 2018
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the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.
I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.
by rayjay October 12, 2005
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Danger, Will Robinson!

Phrase uttered by Robot B9 from the TV series "Lost in Space". Used now as a catchprase to warn someone that s/he is about to do something really stupid and/or downright dangerous.
You're going to drive that old piece-of-junk car? Danger, Will Robinson!
by pentozali October 9, 2007
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/e dance

it means on roblox to dance: gandam style is out right now its use to be leperchaun
I was doing /e dance at the party. :D
by XXAwsomeRobloxianXX June 11, 2014
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Patni Dance

A term used amongst professional developers to describe the dance performed by wannabe or "cowboy" developers after delivering a project to a client in a half-finished, dysfunctional or even completely different state from that which the client had originally requested.

The process leading up to the patni dance begins when, having had received a comprehensive project brief from the client which they did not understand in the slightest, the "cowboy" will confidently proclaim their expert ability to complete the project months before the deadline and for a nominal cost.

Months or even years past the deadline and usually hundreds of thousands of $$$ over budget when the client asks the "cowboy" developer where the fuck the project is, they are met with a half-finished, ultra crappy piece of shit which the "cowboy" developer then claims is "completed to spec" - leaving the client with no other choice but to either put that shit in the bin or spend even more $$$ on fixing it up.

It is at this point that the "cowboy" developer performs the patni dance to signify their pure belief that they have delivered an "aw3s0me 1337 mad" project and have "aw3s0me 1337 mad" developer skills.

To see the patni dance, search for "It's Always Sunny... Dancing Guy" on YouTube.
Professional developers: "Mother fuckers are doing a patni dance on us!"

Clients: "Fucking cunts gave us a piece of shit we can't even use! Why didn't we just listen to advice and spend a bit more at the start to get a professional developer? Too deep in the shit now, we're pwnd"

Cowboy developer: "Woot - my projectz is sooo aWWw33s00m33 1337 - here iz da codez! payz me l0tsAA4 moni3s n0w! - Ima bust my patni dance n0w!! PWN"
by tinker_town22 June 3, 2010
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