dress-stress

Being very stressed on what to wear to an event.

My wardrobe has too many clothing options, they're giving me dress-stress!

by Spazmatism December 8, 2022

Dressed "en mou"

If you’re wearing anything soft and fluffy and snuggly-wuggly, you’re dressed en mou.

It's sunday and it's cold outside! I'll stay at home dressed "en mou"!

by Tilue March 26, 2017

Flint prom dress

Post bukkake wear.

Me and the boyz gave that bitch a Flint Prom Dress.

by Bukitty August 22, 2019

Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.

"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."

by R. Lethe February 19, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.

by Roofus5% June 27, 2016

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023