A hazel eyed, brown haired, 200 pound man that loves to eat bacon. He's super hott but also super nerdy.
by unicornchic September 13, 2017

A mfin G thang that drives around stupid stance cars, either a VQ or some sort of inline/v6 car like it’s his job and has no game!
by Camberedstancecar November 23, 2021

Dakota sweet is the best boyfriend in the entire world. He is the most loyal and most sweetest guy . He knows how to treat a girl right and is a true Prince. He will be your ride or die. He has bright blue eyes and dark hair. The cutest smile belongs to him.
by 123 chick January 29, 2017

To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.
Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.
by South American Tundra May 21, 2025

by TheSecondAndMany December 7, 2019

Amy and Dakota have been together since 2019- Married in 2020 and are still together to this day because they have what it takes to make an honest marriage work.
by ThaGirlCricket December 22, 2021

Dakota is also a very very very sweet child who respects everyone she likes especially her bestie westie. She is kind but shy just speak to her and she will open up she is amazing.
by UIkaneki July 8, 2022
