zoodabega crunch

a healthy breakfast cereal with zucchini and rutabaga.

Hey mom can you pour me a bowl of zoodabega crunch? I'm late for school!

by Fortune Wookie May 7, 2011

crunch

To critically injure or cause extreme pain.

Darnel will crunch Jenny because he is not scared, bro.

by jarncki November 14, 2015

crunch

verb --- to diminish or compromise someone's projected ideal.

Man, you just crunched the point I was talking about!

What? ... Are you trying to crunch our entire platform?

by stilldajoker September 29, 2021

Crunch

to beat the absolute hell out of

Josh: omg did you see the fight between Zack and Nick
Pam: omg right Nick totally got crunched!
Josh: he never had a chance against Zack

by sierrxrose April 2, 2019

Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.

I still have my crunch coat from my last project.

by CyberGolem December 28, 2009

Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw

Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad

by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024

kick-flick-bend-crunch

the two-person game of flicking and empty drinks can, usually over and back across a table. knock it clear from your opponent, and you score.

gee, what an exciting game of kick-flick-bend-crunch! you totally wiped the floor with me on that one. i love sports!

by the-ginger March 21, 2022