hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.

why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!

by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009

banana nut crunch

so scientist have studied the banana nut crunch is a serial for old ass niggas like AJ ,usually if you eat the cereal you are 80 years old

I know an old ass person name AJ and he eats banana nut crunch

by EmbracingTruth June 12, 2020

crucial head

Slang term for a man's Glans penis, better known as the 'head' of the penis.

I tried to field the ground ball, but it hit a rock and crashed into my crucial head; I should have worn a cup.

by Joey_330ci July 25, 2010

Cronchol

A person who "cronches" or chews on things lowdly. Typically self conscious about eating.

Person a: I was sitting next to Cronchol yesterday.
Person b: oh yeah, he's a loud eater.

by TieonmyThigh October 2, 2018

Jedi Council

The group of techs that are at the top of the food chain in any lab. They always have the best stuff, and are usually prima donna's. In the bigger group are a small number of groups of ever shifting aliances. The groups are normally social, but at times will try to take the top dog down.

The company has 4 labs but the Jedi Council resides in the big lab. Be careful they might seem nice but are like wolves who can smell a wounded bleeding victim.

by Ral_phie January 9, 2010

Man council

The dopest most legit group of individuals drawn together by their shared manliness and sheer awesomeness. They are united by the Creed of Hoohaa under the headship of the High Council. Membership to the Man Council is coveted by those too lame to get in especially by those of the opposite sex who have resorted to forming their own inferior wannabe-fakeass-imitation-kongfong council. The Man Council is the ultimate alliance, a secret organization feared even by the Illuminati.

Man Council is Life!

"When I grow up, I wanna be in the Man Council!!" - every child ever

"Man Council is the greatest threat our country has ever faced " - President Obama

" Man Council is the single greatest thing to happen in my life " - anonymous Man Council member

MAN COUNCIL RULES! HOOHAA!!

by - - _ - - July 25, 2016

crunchbang

1) When a computer crashes. 2) A linux distro with the logo "#!"

Dude, that will crunchbang your computer.

by C_House October 31, 2009