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Costa Cruise

A massive cruise ship belonging to the company Costa, which is also a coffee company. It is an Italian company that has around 25 ships and counting and each can hold on average around 2000 passengers and around 800+ crew.

It goes everywhere around the world and is very popular for tourists who need a break. The crew are very multicultural and range from Europeans to Asians and South Americans, most of them are very beautiful but sadly most are taken. The cruises are very big and has many different facilities on board.

This cruise is not the best in the world but is currently competing with other top class cruises including: Holland America Lines, Eurodam, Carnival and Cunard. It is a very expensive company to travel with and you can soon see your money drain very fast if you were to book a holiday/vacation with them.

You would see many Italians on board since it is a Italian company. Cabins are relatively small and there is not enough room to have sexual intercourse with your partner or a hooker you found during your travels. Drinks are very expensive and are a rip off, there are stalkers who like to take your photo and sell them to you for over $30 per picture but hate it when you take their picture.

Overall Costa Cruises is a very nice cruise company and the ships they have are amazing with friendly crew and they have shows which are performed every night and can be very entertaining.
Going on a Costa Cruise is a once in a life time experience.
by Downtown Wtf August 10, 2009
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cruiseline

A fun filled Trip in which theres a pool, free food, a bar, and a fuck load of old people. I mean too many.
Yo, i was on the cruisline the otherday, i did it with 80% of the women, hell they were all over 80.
by matt ward February 17, 2004
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Tom Cruiseing

When one is driving their car and a great song come on and you sing it at the top of your lungs horribly. Like Tom Cruise in Jerry McGuire when Tom Petty's 'Free Falling' comes on.
I hate it when I'm stuck in traffic with some chick the next car over Tom Cruiseing it to Fergie.
by wooism August 23, 2009
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cruise the oak

To ride in or operate a vehicle on the street of North Oak Trafficway
Sara and Cassie cruise the oak in a pimptacular car and end up at Wendy's. MMMMMMM
by Sassie April 29, 2003
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cruise missile

As above. Could well come from the same drawing board as some other cute and cuddly incendiary devices from the good ole USA - namely, Napalm, A Bombs and Ford Pintoes.
"cruise missiles - programmed to dessimate innocent iraqi citiz....uhhm urr....military targets!"
by Schteve April 1, 2003
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cruise

"you man we should do some cruise later"
by ashsafdjkas; December 8, 2003
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skeletal cruiser

When you have sex with a girl and grab onto her ribcage and lift her up and down
You could even go Skeletal Cruising (When you dive around looking for ladies you would want to skeletal cruise)
Last night i gave her a skeletal cruiser.
Last night I skeletal cruised Mindy.
Hey Arlis want to go look for ladies to Skeletal cruise tonight.
by RYAN MARIN April 23, 2007
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