Crab Holocaust

The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.

"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023

by Pickled_Penids420 March 16, 2023

Crab trap

A female who's vagina is a revolving door that's constantly catching crabs

Girl:1 wow she has a big crab trap
Girl:2 what about Tiffany

Girl:1 her too

by Smittywerbermansjenson May 27, 2017

Big Crab

A fucking crab fuck you crab

Look at that fucking Big Crab

by LDH333 June 18, 2020

Crab Daddy

The fuckiest fuck of all fuckboys.

That nigga think he a pimp, but he just a Crab Daddy.

by Apollyon83 October 13, 2023

Cum Crab

When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.

Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.

by Bambamjimmyjam May 6, 2023

Crab Slag

Crab Slag AKA A slow moving Swamp Donkey on the cheap

I fell asleep before that crab Slag could satisfy me....

by Seven77777 January 17, 2018

Full Crab

To go full crab is to go all out while drinking. Think of it as an overdrive mode. Inspired by Jackie Chan's crab-based drinking game in Shanghai Noon.

"I'm so hungover today. I went full crab last night: spent £80, got kicked out of the club for trying to attack the bouncer with my imaginary pincers and woke up spooning a traffic cone."

by gstark November 28, 2012