When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.
" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"
by MrHavok September 8, 2020

by Despofordummy March 17, 2021

Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.
by Bearrenegade August 6, 2021

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.
Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021

Despite all the scary lung symptoms associated with COVID-19, some people mainly experience gastrointestinal symptoms, resulting in severe diarrhea, vomiting, and general nausea. Thus, butt COVID.
Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.
Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.
"I tested positive for COVID! I can breathe alright but I can't stop puking. I think it's butt COVID"
"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"
"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"
"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"
"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"
by Rusty Shacklebunk November 12, 2020

Covid Karma is the term used for when someone crazy about protecting themselves from getting Covid-19 and is an asshole about it towards other people contract covid despite their efforts not to. This person treats their friends kindly while assuming strangers are sick. They wear a mask in front of people they don’t like and take it off while in the company that they prefer
by Lusti23 December 8, 2021

Hey Luis I smashed my girlfriend for the first time in over a year. I needed a pair of garden shears to get through her covid Bush.
by Critter99 May 31, 2021
