corporate christi

A corporation who thinks their policies are holy, almost a body of religion. Variation of Corpus Christi from Christianity.
"This company is getting that Corporate Christi mindset with some of these new policies."
by The worst English student January 21, 2022
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Corporate-Cuck-Fuck

An ass-pull / sad-excuse for mega corporation to connect with today’s world
Pride month is just a corporate-cuck-fuck excuse for a company to target the LGBTQ+ community
by Randythefeltedface December 06, 2023
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Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 19, 2023
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Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the
overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 19, 2023
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Corporate Cowboyz

Like Cocaine Cowboyz, but not situated in the narcotics game.

Corporate all day, baby. Money is the drug, and if you're sitting on it, then you ain't moving; and if you ain't moving, you're getting mopped up. No more stoops. No more corners. Just marble floors and three piece suits. Corporate Trappers at their finest. Corporate Cowboyz are really just corner office hitters. Boardroom Sharks. Payroll Mercs. Such is life. Apex Regulators. Their peak. The epitome of graduating. Leveling up. Don't even have a name, just a reputation. Manager? Fuck a manager. Corporate Cowboyz make lateral moves. "Make a few mil here, a few mil there" - Antonio Montana To them business is not a board game. Business is war. And you don't "win" war, by hoarding trillions. You spread it around along with your legend, if not your legacy will be shit.

Make a thousand, handle a million. Damn it feels good to be a Corporate Cowboy...
Example 1
Person 1: You heard redacted, the department head, got fired over the weekend? Sheesh management is cold for that one.
Person 2: Then you must've not heard he got got by some Corporate Cowboyz. Pay house calls like fucking doctahs, these fucking killas.
Person 1: Fucking ay, that's one way to go. Whole fucking bloodline gone and you be the one to blame for it.
Person 2: I'm telling you, mang. That bitch had it coming. Management is saying the position is open now, starting salary is redacted.
Person 1: Haha for redacted, they better bulletproof the company whip. I'm not getting smoked on the way to drop off my kids at practice, because the higher ups need a fall guy.
Person 2: HAH Corporate Cowboyz don't give a fuck. They'll drop your kids, too.
by el socio October 13, 2018
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Corporate Gifting

Gifting made specially by corporates & institutions for their trade partners, employees, conferences, etc.
Jan: I am really stuck for new ideas in corporate gifting?
April: No sweat ! Check out www.GiftingBazaar.com for latest corporate gifting ideas !
by 100Gods July 20, 2012
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corporate ghosting

The subtle process by which a company eliminates black people in prominent positions in order to make themselves seem more elite. The black folks disappear like ghosts and seem to vanish without great fanfare. whitening, ghosting, white flight, corporate America, elitism, ghetto, glass ceiling, executives, Fortune 500, diversity, chamber of commerce, corporation, business
I've noticed a lot of corporate ghosting in the media since President Obama is nearing the end of his term. The anchors used to be more diverse and now they have returned to mostly white men. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted!
by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016
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