Kid Coochie

Someone Who is still a virgin an whos his/her sexual body parts are still kiddie

Andrew: Hey Micheal You still a Kid Coochie??

Micheal: Yes....My sister hasnt given it to me.............

Andrew: Nasty Muthafucker....

by Kid Cooch April 23, 2009

coochie face

to have a face with a vagina on it

Ivan your a coochie face.

by blumken intercourse May 28, 2008

Woochie Coochie

Giving to people who have big problems with the woofing of the cooching of they're coochie.

Ed: I have a huge woochie coochie.
Phil: Wow you should get that checked out.

by Phillip Bishop February 3, 2007

coochie points

(n) The result of a deliberate and dishonest act of appealing to a girl's interests just to get in her pants, usually an interest that the guy does not have and/or exaggerates an interest that wasn't as important.(Movies/Music/Sports/Style, etc.) With any additional coochie points, you are that much closer to getting her in bed.

"With that new Red Sox hat, Tim is definately racking up serious coochie points with Sarah."

Or

"You love Bon Jovi? I went to his concert back in '89!"

by Kittenpile December 9, 2007

minty coochie

What you give a girl if you have sex with her after recently soothing Mr. Happy with anti-itch cream from da green "with menthol" bottle instead of da yellow one.

Disgusted chick: I do indeed love "doing it" wif my main squeeze, but often in da "heat of da moment" we both forget to consider whether he's used any cream on himself that day which he'd need to wipe off with a damp cloth beforehand, and so I then get a minty coochie --- feels like an ICE CUBE inside there for a couple days afterwards!

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Coochie Smacks

The act of smacking ones vagina until it is rendered useless.

Origin from Taiga, also known as the boreal forest, is a biome characterized by coniferous forests consisting mostly of pines, spruces and larches.

Jane got so many coochie smacks that she died.

by mr.horsepenis September 10, 2012

coochie scout

a person who gets no coochie

person 1: you a coochie scout bro?

person 2: hell yeah

person 1: fucking loser

by rubberbandz July 6, 2021