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Conservagina

1.Conservagina is a euphemism for unattainable or difficultly aquired pussy.

2.Also refers to woman with standards, girls without STD's, and blue-ball inducing bitches.
1. "Man, her conservagina is as cold as ice, and it's getting me down."
2. "I've been chasing this conservagina for months, but still haven't gotten any."
by TheKooshMan March 24, 2011
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Conservapedia

Person #1: I went on Conservapedia today.

Person #2: You must be really smart now.

Person #1: I got an A on my test 25 minutes afterward.
by Illinoisian November 25, 2018
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closet conservative

A person who claims to be liberal yet says and believes in ideas pertaining to conservatism.
Scenario 1:
Jamie Hoe Spears: The war in Iraq is bad... and so is abortion. Therefore, at sixteen years of age, I will bear the fruit of my loins.
Normal person: You're white trash... and a closet conservative.

Scenario 2:
John: I'M THE MOST LIBERAL PERSON EVAR AND GDUBS IS STUPID BUT I FEEL THAT RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE 2008 ELECTION.
Normal person: ...exxxxaccttlyyy.
by fuckingay January 8, 2008
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Conservative

A lowly creature that seeks to be relevant in mordern times, someone whos only platform should be the circus.
Normal person: whats a conservative?
Normal person 2: oh you know obe of thise cretin always jabbering "Gawd, gunz n cuntry..hyuk hyuk" (insert banjo tune)
by I'm superior to you November 30, 2021
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Anime Conservatives

An anime fan who becomes enraged when an anime distributor/liscensor/adapter (such as FUNimation or Viz Media) releases something other than anime. This usually happens when it comes to live-action shows and movies.
"What the hell is this!? This isn't anime! It's not even Japanese!"

"What is this madness!? Why don't they just stick to what they're good at!?"

"Wow. You guys are acting like such an Anime Conservatives."
by Karashou May 31, 2016
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Conservative

“Conservative” a rational person that doesn’t have his head up his own ass
by Taytertott February 23, 2021
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ice cream conservation

A conservation during enjoying ice cream.
A typical ice cream conservation at a café:

Lover 1: I love this choco sauce!

Lover 2: Me too! We got a lot things in common! I love you!
by krimzon rox July 6, 2010
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