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Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.
While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.
by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024
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Collecting a Star

Collecting a Star is a 2x speedy collab made by the infamous YouTuber What (@cantaloupe_a). This speedy collab has existed for over 2 years and has over 29 Seasons. Over 20+ people have collaborated in this insane collab. The most popular Collecting a Star part has almost 79K views. The part is called “ collecting a star 2^2250 times part 13: 500 exports xd”.
dawg collecting a star is such a entertaining speedy collab go check it out
by WhatDictionary December 15, 2024
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Collecting Dirties

That “indiscreet” album on your phone that includes all the nasty photos you’ve received and should t have saved (but did). A personalized “spank bank” if you will.
Aww maaan.. you know I been collecting dirties left and right out here, man. Just the way we roll, baby!
by Birddddawggg February 6, 2026
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Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot
My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot
by Proud Connecticut resident August 19, 2025
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Connering

The act of shoving your finger up your ass and putting it up your nose in public
"Yo I think he's Connering" "AH FUCK"
by El Bonobo September 18, 2025
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Connecticut Sleeper

Getting a femboy with tremendously big thighs to sit on your face until you can breathe anymore and fall asleep
Femboy: you liking the connecticut sleeper, hun?
Other person: *snoring*
Femboy: seems like so...
by Sgt. Pepper himself November 28, 2025
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connecticut sober

Only doing drugs that are prescribed to you by a man that your husband golfs with. PS- his family donated in exchange for his medical degree.
Are you doing Dry January? Oh, I'm Connecticut Sober. My husband is bringing home my script after his round.
by meowmeow1125 January 14, 2026
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