covfefe

v. When your pet orangutan flies in a rage and shits himself.

"Wake up Kelly-anne, he's covfefed on the carpet again!"

by Mooshim May 31, 2017

covfefe

(v.) To mess up a tweet or other similar social media post by way of posting it before it is finished.

Popularized by President Donald J. Trump.

President Trump: "Did you guys just see my new tweet about the totally fake news media?"

Person: "Yeah dude, you totally covfefed it."

by covfefe1 May 31, 2017

covfefe

A combination of the word "coverage" and the 4chan fefe meme. First used first by the 45th US President to call out media coverage as shit posting.

The big don accused the press of covfefe in an attempt to cover up his profound incompetence.

by werdmeister May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe-A term used when conservatives covertly watch liberals and main stream media squirm, cry, and so badly implode on themselves.

Coyfefe is used to troll liberals and the mainstream press about their Trump Derangement Syndrome.
The covfefe over the recent events was hilarious.

by ElShadid May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When you when referring to coverage fluff (as in a fefe=poodle). Just mindless coverage of unimportantance.

His campaign was surrounded in covfefe.

by wrkz4me May 31, 2017

Covfefe

COVFEFE (n) COV-FEE-FEE:
(1) A portmanteau of "news coverage" and "fefes," a slang term for butthurt feelings and emotions;

(2) Media coverage of events not based in fact but instead misrepresented to appeal to the base emotions of already delusional people, often using anonymous sources.

Synonyms: fake news, CNN, Rachael Maddow, ShariaBlue, Media Matters for America, Brocking

"Did you see CNN'S covfefe of President Trump's new budget? Anonymous officials say that it's cutting all social security benefits while fully funding homosexual death camps."

also

'Breaking News -Trump firing his entire inner circle today because Schumer doesn't like them.' = covfefe

by Inlightenment June 1, 2017

covfefe

NOUN: a confused, garbled, bewildering or incoherent statement by a person in power who exercises poor judgement and may be unstable
ADJECTIVE: confusing, garbled, nonsensical and irresponsible -- from a powerful person

VERB: to covfefe: to put people with less power in a quandary because what they heard from a person in power made no sense and made them feel anxious

Noun Example: He kept trying to explain what he had said earlier, but it was a covfefe
Adjective Example: The covfefe statement never could be explained.
Verb Example: We wanted clarification but instead he covfefed us.

by kirk-elbod June 2, 2017