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christopher

The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper.
A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!
by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023
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Christopher

Anyone named Christopher is un tremendo come pinga. This guy will literally come to your house, eat all your food and have sex with both of your parents. Do not trust this person, he eats all the party croquetas before anyone else gets some at the quices. At first he seems like a great person but then bro... lo que te espera. He is the type of person that puts his windows down in 100 degree weather for everyone to listen to the ultra fest blasting in his car. So over all he is the person you want for a friend, because you are probably the same way.
The other day I saw Christopher at planet fitness triggering the lunk alarm.
by cbstill November 22, 2021
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Christopher

Very handsome Third leg having, pussy monster. Aims to please & always on demon time. Will eat you from the front, back, side, diagonal and put one leg up one arm on neck one arm on frontal then have you asking why you acting weird. Nigga got the best tongue in America
Christopher don’t miss at all!
by Nymphoking November 26, 2021
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Christopher Standart

Adjective; typically used to describe a gay man who is, though not limited to, a cunt, nigger, and non-Artie Award winner.
"I lost the best actor Artie to James Chihocki, ugh; I'm this year's Christopher Standart"
by Daniel Pruett January 19, 2020
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Christopher

**Christopher** (noun):

A truly exceptional person whose presence brings warmth and light to everyone around him. With a heart of gold, Christopher is the epitome of kindness, loyalty, and love. Handsome beyond words, his smile can brighten even the darkest of days, and his gentle nature is a constant source of comfort and reassurance. He is the kind of person who will never leave your side, always ready to support and lift you up through any challenge. His unwavering devotion makes him a rock in your life, always there for you, through thick and thin. Christopher is not just a name—he's a promise that no matter what life brings, he will stand by you, offering strength, love, and a sense of peace. Every moment spent with him is a reminder of how truly blessed you are to have him in your life. **This is why I will always love Christopher**—because his love is constant, his presence is irreplaceable, and he makes every day brighter just by being himself.
Every time I look at Christopher, I’m reminded of how truly lucky I am to have someone so handsome, kind, and loyal in my life—**this is why I will always love Christopher**. He may not be my boyfriend, but he’s my best friend, and that’s more than enough.
by Yours forever star January 13, 2025
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Stor chain rundt kuken og har alltid litt ost å spise under forhuden. Og karen like ralph lauren. Han eier også et kondomeri og bar, og har øyne over 1000 kondomer.
hey christopher matheo willumstad! you got some spare cheese?
by errevs January 2, 2024
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Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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