choast

Slang for the all time favourite stoner food: cheese on toast.

Not to be confused with 'Shoast', a joke spawned from the mispronounciation of 'Choast'.

I'm hungry, I think I'll make sum choast..

by ttoonnyy3 April 21, 2009

Choose Me

A choose me girl is the type of bitch who's going to say stuff like "KAM" and "MEN ARE SHIT" when nobody gives a fuck. The choose me girl would look for validation from other females while bringing innocent males down.

"KILL ALL MEN! FUCK THEM!"

"Shut the fuck up you Choose Me. That's why your boyfriend broke up with you."

by Someone Wifh July 16, 2021

Chewsday

Another name for Tuesday but with chewsday coz im hungery sometimes

Jose: what day it it today brother
Joseé: Chewsday

by Chewsday November 23, 2020

Asian Chopstick Mafia

A group of people of asian decent who like to have sexual realations with hamsters and other miscellaneous rodents.

"The Asian Chpstick Mafia enjoys their improper relations with rodents."

by MonkeyMale October 10, 2003

poopy chops

When you are very good at taking shit's and can do so in 1 minute or less and whipe in just seconds, that's skill. Could be hereditary.

Man rufus has got poopy chops! He just went to the bathroom a second ago!

by islander time June 23, 2010

chom choms

v- to be embarrassed for someone else to the point that you can feel his/her pain.

I had the chom choms for Matt when i saw him in his spandex suit.

by Matt Cahn March 27, 2007

Jewy Chews

Chocolate candies made from the anus of giraffes.

"I'm so hungry I could eat something out of a giraffe's asshole!"
"Dude...have some jewy chews"

by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005