chocolate starfish

slang word for the asshole

by freak child October 11, 2003

Chocolate Mop

The act of taking the anal cavity and cleaning with the tongue, thus a chocolate mop.

Dude 1: Hey that girl was so kinky she Gave me a chocolate mop.

Dude 2: Cool man

by Zune345 February 24, 2011

chocolate gretzky

when you are having anal sex with a woman and you pull out and quickly insert the butt end of your hockey stick into her ass in place of your penis.

(only a real hockey player can pull off this maneuver)

Last night I gave Steph the chocolate gretzky. It was amazing.

by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

chocohonkey

a word used to describe a black man who has lost touch or interest in his race's traditional subculture and "acts white."

literally, "a honkey covered in chocolate."

see oreo

Lance is such a chocohonkey; what stereotypical black man enjoys partaking in activities such as speech and debate?

by Dieje December 23, 2008

Chocolate Elvis

Vegas variation on Dirty Sanchez

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it down both sides of a woman's face, creating long Elvis sideburns.

After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a Chocolate Elvis.

by Wiseguy2005 December 16, 2005

Chocolate Banana

When you are having sex with a girl in the ass when she has diarrhea and you pull out and have her suck it off.

I asked Susie if she wanted a chocolate banana. She said yes but had no idea what she was getting herself into.

by Sephiroth116 March 28, 2009

Chocolate Donut

This happens when you run out of toilet paper and your shit hardens around your asshole forming a thick crust giving it the appearance of a chocolate donut. This does not apply to black people.

my friends saw my crusty anus ring making them want to eat it out like a chocolate donut.

by donutfetish October 18, 2011