chode

a scholong which has measures that, when calculated in terms of height/width, would generate a number below 1. Often found on sukhmeets

Look, mommy, a chode!

by RDF September 3, 2004

Chode

The charactoristics in a penis where the latitude (wideness) is bigger than the longitute (length)

Man 1: Fuck!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!

by Matt Langley January 26, 2007

chode

A dick that is wider then it is Long.

His F A T CHODE was impossible for her to suck on.

by Chodeeeeeeyy July 2, 2003

chode

fat ass boto that is shorter than it is wide.

Waika Veneciano licked Omar Mirza's chode while rubbing his own chode.

by dumbfuck October 13, 2004

Chode

a penis that looks like a tree stump not the fuckin area between ur asshole and nuts u fuckin dykes

My ur chode is ugly

by tuna May 16, 2003

Chode

A cock that is wider than it is long.

Chodey K has a large chode, and always flings it about.

by Chody K September 29, 2003

Chode

It's not a fuckin penis thats wider than long you dumb northern fucks! It's the piece of skin between the scrotum and the asshole.

Your mom licked my chode.

by Matt O. July 21, 2003