Red Chode Salad

A red chode salad refers to either

a) a swollen red chode which has "tossed the salad" referring to playing with the anal region

or

b) a large chode that has "tossed the salad" too deeply, eg penetrated the anal region too deeply and has ended in a bloody mess

Mellissa: "Bob and I tried to toss the salad last night, but it ended more as a red chode salad"

by ChodeMaster_RCS June 8, 2010

chode-husker

A chode-husker can be any of the following three things:

1. A person who gives a hand job to a man with a chode.

2. A person who does something stupid, dumb, etc...

3. An alternative mascot for Nebraska football

1. Bobby: Yo, Tommy, did you hear Jeannie gave a handy to

Billy last night?

Tommy: Doesn't surprise me, Jeannie is such a

chode-husker!

2. Bobby: Does anyone know why there is a penis on my

face?

Tommy: Because you passed out at 8:30 last night

chode-husker!

3. University of Missouri announcer: And now to the field come the

Nebraska chode-huskers!

by the purpler giraffe July 10, 2010

Sober Chode

A chode that is sober.

Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."

by Breckin April 29, 2010

Chode Carrot

is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.

Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?

Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots

by Tybunk October 28, 2010

Chode Whack

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.

Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations

by Donny Smith Toodles December 3, 2010

chode mobile

a car that looks like a chode or as gay as a chode and usually the driver is a chode.

robbin:hey batman there is a crime going on

batman:to the chode mobile

by DARKNESS DIVINE666 February 28, 2011

G-CHODE!!!

The realist sk8 cru in all of north america, not to be fucked wit, ever, straight killahs

yo last nite outside da club this nigga rode by on his skateboard n blew half the mothafuckas away wit the uzi..who? one a dem G-CHODE!!! niggas dawwg. dey ain playin

by SquirmySlinky January 27, 2013