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cason ansell

a kewl guy who likes hot girls and hates bitches like Tiny Cock TC.S
by Cason Ansell November 24, 2004
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canon crashing

Fanfiction term for when a Mary Sue or Gary Stu or self-insert not only enters a story and becomes Ms/Mr. Wonderful, but the entire story centers around said Mary Sue or Gary Stu bashing or insulting the canon characters to accomplish its own superiority.

Derived from the terms "party crashing" and "gate crashing," in their meanings of unwanted access to an event by someone who should not be present.
The following passage from a fanfiction that shall be nameless illustrates canon crashing.

Wolfwood looked at her. “Absolutely not! Vash and I are going after a man who just blew up the Second Moon!”

“Which is why,” a deep baritone voice thundered as a huge hand reached down and easily lifted the heavy cross up, “this should be left to us professionals!”

Wolfwood turned about to see Harrisburg holding his Punisher up with one hand. It popped open and deployed its machine gun.

“My, you’re a big one,” he said with a wide grin on his face and sweat rolling off his brow.

Harrisburg grunted. “Nice box gun you have here mister… Let’s go.”
by annoyed reader December 9, 2008
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Carton Nogger

A person who likes egg nog out of a carton
You don't like home-made egg nog, you're a carton nogger.
by Blert December 17, 2008
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canon event

Person 1: WAIT DAD NO
Spiderman 2099: bro its a canon event
by KaiserNotReally July 23, 2023
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Milk Carton

Milk Carton - When a HUMAN BEING acts like a lost puppy, and trails the nearest person they find like a ghost.

Both referred to as Milk Carton, for 1. having the appearance of a lost child on a milk carton. Or 2. still somehow attached to their mother's tit.
Okay, you guys, we have to seriously create some insane escape route from this area…there is a Milk Carton wondering around…if he see's any of us we are all fucked for the rest of the day!! He'll never leave us alone!!
by IIIXIII313 October 23, 2011
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canton

City south of Akron. Home to the pro football hall of fame which is gay. The citizens of canton think it is the biggest city in ohio. It has a abundance of abandoned steel mills and railyards.Canton is shitty
I was lost in canton yesterday and asked some hick wher the football hall of fame was and he looked at me stupid because i didn't know
by cantonsucks December 8, 2003
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Catonic

that girl had a catonic ass

that was catonically boring
by snorgy July 6, 2009
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