Canadian bowtie

Condom, or similar prophylactic, made entirely of denim.

Jimmy was pulling so much tail at the monster jam, he definitely got to use his Canadian bowtie.

by Toolazy69 April 20, 2016

Canadian Summer

When you get 8 inches of Snow

Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"

Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night

by The Longest February 21, 2015

Canadian Gravy

Another term for maple syrup.

I need some Canadian gravy for my pancakes.

by dfir November 20, 2014

Canadian Caroling

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.

I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Jenny's house.

by TractorPete January 1, 2009

canadian cumshot

This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody

Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel

by Lightning mc’Chilling July 11, 2018

Canadian Surprise

A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"

"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"

by Wurzzag September 2, 2021

Canadian Railway

A sex act involving Canada's favorite elixir, maple syrup. One participant squirts maple syrup into their anus; then, that parson pushes the syrup out of their anus into the anus of another participant. Although originally intended for two participants, it could, in theory, go on infinitely.

"Did ya hear about those hosers making a mess at the Motel 6?"
"Oh yeah, you betcha. The were riding the Canadian Railway."

by ThiccDaveCave April 22, 2017