when someone is a "crackhead" it usually means "cray cray"/"crazyyyyyyy" but with a different name tag
(and if u still don't know what it is, its when someone acts childish as in "me hungy for waffles >:)"/30yo millennial on Facebook type energy, and a bit of an airhead)
(and if u still don't know what it is, its when someone acts childish as in "me hungy for waffles >:)"/30yo millennial on Facebook type energy, and a bit of an airhead)
situation 1
Brittany: OMG my friend Bethany is S U C H a crackhead XDDDDDD
Bethany: I'm a goblin now >:) *walks like a goblin would on the sofa, and throw the pizza box out their apartment window making some guy crash his car bc she threw the fresh pizza w/ the pizza box on the man's windshield* oopsies!
situation 2
Courtknee: OMG BEATHANY STOP ACTING LIK A CRAKHEAD OH MY GUAHD
Bethany: hehehe >:)))))) *throws the pillow at Courtney which ends up cussing a domino effect that ends up breaking her mom's 1,000,690 vase on the kitchen counter* oopsies tee hee :)
Brittany: OMG my friend Bethany is S U C H a crackhead XDDDDDD
Bethany: I'm a goblin now >:) *walks like a goblin would on the sofa, and throw the pizza box out their apartment window making some guy crash his car bc she threw the fresh pizza w/ the pizza box on the man's windshield* oopsies!
situation 2
Courtknee: OMG BEATHANY STOP ACTING LIK A CRAKHEAD OH MY GUAHD
Bethany: hehehe >:)))))) *throws the pillow at Courtney which ends up cussing a domino effect that ends up breaking her mom's 1,000,690 vase on the kitchen counter* oopsies tee hee :)
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A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
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A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
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