Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree

Person 1: NIPPLES!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton that grows from a tree
Person 2: Wow

by ChillsCD July 4, 2021

Coconutted

To have coconuts inside.

I looked up at the shelf to find a coconutted box.

by gd_ojha August 16, 2025

Coconut balls

When a person (man or woman) is so courageous, they can only be described as having balls the size of coconuts.

"Holy shit, he punched that mugger right in the face!"

"Yeah, he's got some coconut balls."

by invisible_23 September 26, 2017

Coconut 75

Bad

Person 1: Look! Coconut 75!
Person 2: Bad.

by Not Boogaboo May 11, 2023

Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.

"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

form the coconut

When someone's butt is perfect like two coconuts

Damn that person can really form the coconut

by Potato0315 May 4, 2016

Coconut Malled Food

This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut

I love eating Coconut Malled Food! It's so good

by MrManMaking February 23, 2021