Soggy Coconuts

Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.

Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.

by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012

Coconutbay

When a person laughs so hysterically hard they pee themself and rinse off in the resort kiddy pool.

Kim pulled a coconutbay when she saw Dave fall down a flight of stairs on his butt, after exiting the lazy river.

by JC-Fro January 15, 2021

Coconato

HOT! Most amazing person you will ever meet!

Andrew Coconato

by Ricem July 10, 2010

Picking coconuts in Barbados

Contributing nothing to a conversation due to spacing out/daydreaming or lack of comprehension

“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”

“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”

by T-Jon March 4, 2022

coconuts

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.

"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"

by aaronak November 9, 2004

Cocknutte

1. A term of endearment for your dude friends.

2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen

*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.

1. "What's up Cocknutte?"
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."

by DJ Cocknutte April 13, 2010

Coconutting

When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.

I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.

by madokatan August 7, 2017