Darrell Clarke

Massive fan of all things dogs
Also has yorkshire terrier porn on his laptop
Manager of the 2nd best team in Burslem

That darrell clarke guy is a massive dog wanker, I even heard he makes the players bring their pets to training sessions

by jamiewatsonwfc October 27, 2021

Andrew Clarke

One of the funniest alpha males you could ever meet. If you ever meet one of these exotic individuals, you will immediately feel the overwhelming male dominance wash over you. The power of the whitest name in existence will throw you off, and you may feel hopelessness or despair due to the jealousy felt toward Andrew. The majority of them are naturally gifted at baseball and basketball, and will usually break your ankles on and off the court.

"Is that Andrew Clarke? I just wanna suck his cock until his balls are empty so I can feel the wrath of the one and only Clarkenator"

"Guys look, it's Andrew! We should jump him and steal his black air forces."

by 100mph Fastball November 1, 2021

Clark Conner Hanks

The sexiest man in the multiverse.

Oh did hear about Clark Conner Hanks. Dude is a stud.

by [e-mail] September 8, 2021

Clark

GSD

Clark is always GSD

by bigpoppa24;) September 9, 2021

Clark

To steal from the workplace

Who’s down to Greg and Clark later? I’m off at 5

by Cunter420 September 27, 2021

Clark

Someone who helps you by only doing what they want.

My friend said he was doing so much to help me
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger

Man that sounds like a fake friend...

"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"

"That sounds kinda like a fake friend"

by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 8, 2021

Jack Clark

Dirty dirty man who touches his sister in her sleep. Not to be trusted around schools.

Jack Clark is a dirty dirty rotten man.

by Spicyboy2319 September 2, 2021