A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 10, 2024

Clark Belly

One's stomach that protrudes to a great distance, far exceeding that of a "beer belly"

Dude why do you have such a clark belly.

by BigL March 26, 2012

Olivia clark

She’s your average Aussie with beautiful eyes and so much more. She rather people call her liv but when she doesn’t like you she’ll tell you not to. She thinks low of herself and her looks and often can’t see that she is so gorgeous inside and out. You’ll now when you’ve met your true best friend or girlfriend when you first talk to her. She’ll always make you laugh and will even laugh at her own jokes before she says it. If you get on her bad side you know you’ve done something wrong because she’ll tell you straight up no matter who you are to her, she’ll put you in your place.

“Omg look at her she’s so stunning”
“Yeah, that just olivia clark”

by what.needs.to.be.said.mate. April 25, 2023

Whoa Clark

1) Can be used as a substitute for calm down or settle
2) A way to express surprise

Also see "Easy Clark" and "Clark".

"It's just a game! Whoa Clark! Settle your kettle."

"Whoa Clark, that semi is driving fast!"

by mirandamirandamiranda May 16, 2012

Ken Clark heat

Driving with the windows rolled down and heat turned up high in the dead of winter.

While we were driving around town yelling at people, we had to turn on the Ken Clark heat so we didn't freeze.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 13, 2008

nancy clark

A very beautiful woman who will always be James's girl, very sexy, kind, sweet, funny, cute, loving, caring, and illrestiable to James because he loves her so much!

James loves Nancy Clark to the moon and back

by Nancy love since 4/27/15 July 08, 2015

Ryan Clark

A man of absolute knowledge and he loves to build robots with Ryan Clark and his CEO Moss Man in their company called Ryan Industries with Jamie his crew that have o clue what they are doing

turning everyone into robots so they can conquer the world because of Ryan Clark

by Heavenly Dragon June 11, 2017