christmas coppin

When your shopping for christmas presents, you either steal things to give as gifts, or get things that are free to be given as gifts.

Jamal went christmas coppin for our stickers and clothes.

by muhammed barack duhbomba December 19, 2008

christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.

Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.

by Rudolphtheblue November 25, 2017

Christmas a' near

This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.

Hey, Lola. You know what time it is? It's Christmas a' near!

by Baby Lola December 21, 2020

whiskey christmas

When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.

You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!

by toadpalmer January 27, 2018

christmas wave

a form of expression usually only observed in december, it is a fine example of the holiday spirit
usually accompanied by crazy loud swearing

Person 1: Did you see that little old lady going down the road the wrong way, then blocking the entrance to the mall?
Person 2: Yeah, I gave her a christmas wave

by christmas waves are fun December 26, 2008

No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.

Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas

by Danny Torn November 11, 2019

Christmas Crease

A Christmas Crease is found on summer clothing when you grab them out of the closet/draw in the New Year. This permanent looking crease is embedded in the clothing because they've been stored in the same spot for a period of time.

Bob shows up at work on a spring Monday morning with ruler-straight line across his chest on his shirt:

Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"

Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"

by Mtmtb April 13, 2010