Xerxes Burke

His dump truck is bigger than yours

Stop being jealous

Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend

Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes

by OneBigBeaner April 5, 2023

sam burke

the definition of w rizz

oh wow im getting all the girls i feel like sam burke

by mrbreast6969 April 20, 2023

Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023

Bridges Burned

To completely cut ties and end relations to that of a friendship or a relationship to the point where you can never return to it.

She really did me dirty there’s been a lot of bridges burned but I think there’s Time to burn one more.

by Supremekingnova May 25, 2023

Edmund Burke

An excellent Irish orator and father of modern conservatism.

Speech on the East India Bill is Edmund Burke's excellent attempt to discredit the torture of East India Company in Bharat.

by typical Indian October 10, 2023

Sebastian Burke

The Sebastian Burke affect is someone that is the best at anything they do and can take your bitch

Your such a Sebastian Burke

by American salt January 8, 2024

derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!

Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect

by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024