threw him a breakfast

(of a woman): To sleep with a man (then have breakfast afterward, hence the term) for some material gain, usually some sort of inside or confidential information not publicly known.

Not to be mistaken with prostitution in usual sense. In this case the payment is not monetary and the quid pro quo aspect is not necessarily arranged beforehand though the understanding is that the sex isn't free or spontaneous.

Atty one: Wow, how you did find out the VP of finance was skimming off the deal with the state?

Atty two: I met his deputy last week and threw him a breakfast.

by valkyriebiker October 31, 2017

Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.

Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.

by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018

Five Dollar Nigga Breakfast

Cheap ass unhealthy breakfast you get at the corner store

A Bacon Egg and Cheese ($3.50)
Arizona Iced Tea ($1.00)
And a Honey Bun (50¢)

Ay bro we out this bitch lemmie get a five dollar nigga breakfast and catch third for my attendance

by MarioKartEpicness June 15, 2018

Johnny Johnny breakfast cereal

Ones thought of having a breakfast cereal named after,the legend

Damn,I’m hungry,yo mom get me some Johnny Johnny breakfast cereal!

by TheRealJohnnyJohnny March 2, 2019

Baltimore Bed and Breakfast

Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.

Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?

by Sloth14 March 20, 2019

Slag's Breakfast

A slag's breakfast is a form of the traditional morning meal, except it's a cigarette and a coffee.

I'm just popping out for a slag's breakfast. Do you want anything from the shop?

by bighonkingweasel August 28, 2020

traumatised for breakfast

When you wake up breakfast is usually the first thing you are fed but now you are fed bad news about the world which is the first thing your mind is fed and gives you no motivation which breakfast does

Iscolation is leaving people traumatised for breakfast

by Shitmaster69 December 23, 2020