brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).

So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!

by Rogue77 April 13, 2016

Brazilian swiffer

When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer

I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

Brazilian Spider

When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.

I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.

by SME DOUSHEBAG September 19, 2016

Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape

Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast

by PawlWawl August 14, 2016

brazilian blowout

after you funnel a good ole' Miller and you blow out the excess foam through the top of the funnel

"Caleb, what do I do with the rest of the foam stuck in our funnel?"

"Just give her a good ole' Brazilian Blowout and keep drinkin'"

by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016

Brazilian hit list

When a roomful of partygoers forms a conga line, boy- girl, boy-girl & proceeds to dance around the whole house, each one splooking the person in front of them until someone gets more pregnant than the octomom. That's a Brazilian hit list.

Some Eurotrash debs made a bloody mess of my mom's airb&b last spring break. Looks like someone had them on a Brazilian hit list.

by Wayang Doll January 24, 2017

Brazillian Dollars

An amount of money that you would spend on another person for their love & attention, like for a senpai or another high ranking person. Whether the person you want love and attention from is someone emotionally attach to you or just someone famous in general is up to you.

"She is worth a Brazillian Dollars"

"I spend all of my money on him for his love and have him notice me. I would spend a Brazillian Dollars on him."

by Dr. PoopFace III December 7, 2016