Brandon

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.

I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.

by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016

Brandon

Pinhead and has smoker voice
Resembles beetlejuice

Damn that nigga brandon is a pinhead

by Moe lester123 June 14, 2018

Brandon

Secretly loves a big dick in his anus

Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly

by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020

Brandon

This Steelers loving, Duke fanatic, Meme King is sure to tell it how it is. He is also one to claim he’s always invited to “the cookout”, but we all know that’s still up for debate. His funny and wild side is not to be overshadowed by his sensitive, true self. One to always be his own harshest critic but won’t forget to give himself the pat on the back he deserves. Doesn’t shove broccoli down your throat like his annoyingly healthy bestie. Aka, he has no problem binge eating a whole pineapple pizza with you and won’t judge you for it either. Final note, the biggest kid at heart in the room.

“Man, I saw Brandon last night and I forgot how much I miss that kid”

by youllneverkn0w March 1, 2019

Brandon

Ultra sweaty try hard who has no life. Also has Demascus on COD which means he has no life.

Oh man that guy was a total Brandon!

by Commander Abominable August 9, 2020

Brandon

A HOTTT guy, he’s super smart and hot as frick. He is a player and all the girls like him, but if u see him you would understand why. He makes you feel special and beautiful. He’s not everyone’s dream boyfriend but he sure is a heck of a catch!

Man I wish I had a Brandon!!

by Kit_kat2505 June 2, 2018

Brandon

Sexiest in the world. Has a big nob 😉

Brandon has a big nob
I wish I was a Brandon

by Branner64 January 9, 2018