Brandon

3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person

Omg, Brandon is soo funny

by sexy mommy June 4, 2019

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a very irritating kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by manny people.

"stop being such a brandon"

by peepee1392 June 12, 2019

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Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake

Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive

You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/

by Man I love chicken strips June 14, 2019

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Oh he is so nice so SEXY so FREAKING FUNNY also a pro gamer so dont mess with him!

Bro Brandon is my man Rylie so BACK THE FUCK UP

by OhhhhhhhBrandiniweeniee August 11, 2019

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An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.

“Man, you need to stop being a Brandon.”

by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019

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