"Dave, where did you and your missus go last night? I lost sight of you" "We went to the toilet so she could receive a bloody orange while I wanked myself off in the corner"
by GoodKingSnakeman August 30, 2018
Get the Bloody Orangemug. The Bloody Diarrhea is a drink prepared by melting two heath klondike bars in the microwave and pouring it into a red solo cup. Another preparation method is to add a 1/2 cup of grenadine to the beverage.
The Bloody Diarrhea is shitty.
by Boobs are squishy October 31, 2021
Get the The Bloody Diarrheamug. I never liked having sex while she was on her period until she let me perform the bloody corndog, which was goddamn hilarious.
by Captain Silver42 June 16, 2011
Get the bloody corndogmug. When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.
by Booty ripper August 23, 2016
Get the Bloody Pineapplemug. When a man fucks a female until her vagina bleeds uncontrollably. He then punches her in the right kidney and as she drops to the floor the man does a swift Rafiki move across her for head with his blood covered penis! Then pick her up and hold her over the balcony and chant SIMBAAAAAA!!
That bitch is being fucking lippy I am going to skull drag her up to my balcony and “Bloody Simba” her like she deserves
by Colemansense March 22, 2019
Get the Bloody Simbamug. by anonymous October 2, 2020
Get the Bloody Marcomug. The unfortunate situation of having a large unatractive mole on ones face. Others will mutter "blood mole" in regards to the hideous (and in some cases hairy) mole that is catching their eye.
by Jstokes89 April 19, 2017
Get the bloody molemug.