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Blood Pact

A warrior cult of Chaos in the WarHammer 40,000 universe. They were primarily active during the Sabbat Worlds Crusade in retaliation against the Imperium of Man sometime in M41.750 to M41.820. Modeled on the lines of the Imperial Guard, and often made up of deserters from the Imperium, they were dedicated to the Blood God Khorne and were unhesitatingly loyal to their master, Archon Urlock Gaur.

Every soldier in this highly disciplined Chaos army personally swore allegiance to Gaur by slashing his palms on the jagged edges of the Archon's armour, hence the name "Blood Pact", since it was quite literally, a very intimate oath sworn in Blood.

Well trained, drilled and unflinching, and equipped with looted Imperial weapons or warped weapons produced on captured Forgeworlds, this army caused severe problems to the Imperial Crusade in the system, and was responsible for spawning many similar outfits in the Chaos armies modeled upon it, most notably the Sons of Sek.

They appear notably in the works of Dan Abnett, the famous novelist and author of the "Gaunt's Ghosts" series of books set in the WarHammer 40,000 universe, dealing with the exploits of the Tanith 1st and Only and their commanding officer, Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt.
We are the Blood Pact, we are legion, and we swear our loyalty to the God of Rage, Blood and Fury, most glorious Khorne, and to his trusted arm and scourge, our Archon Urlock Gaur. May we scourge the false Emperor's lackeys from the stars, for the glory of Khorne and the glory of the Archon!
Blood Pact by Logical Fellow July 14, 2014
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Blood Dip 

Having sex while the girl is on her period.
You will know you got a blood dip when your cock is all bloody.
"Dude I was fucking my girlfriend and man it was the best blood dip I ever got."
"I cant believe I got a blood dip, it was so great!"
Blood Dip by Dom N' Nick February 27, 2008

blood wagon

An emergency ambulance, paramedic vehicle, or other medical assistance vehicle. Especially applicable when said vehicle has flashing lights on and sirens sounding. The passing of a Blood Wagon in full cry is usually very bad news for someone.
"Shit, I got blue flashing lights on my tail !"
"Chill out, it's just a blood wagon".

"Sorry I'm late - there was a crash on the way here, must have been nasty 'cos there were a couple of blood wagons there."
blood wagon by eighthofseven November 8, 2007

blood sausage 

Livestock intestines still full with blood that are then stuffed with oatmeal, onions, and/or rice. Often part of the English full breakfast, known as <black pudding>.
The best part of the full english breakfast is the <blood sausage>!
blood sausage by Bloody chubber August 23, 2011

blood wings 

the award one receives while performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is on her period
Last night I ate out Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She was on her period. Thus, I earned my blood wings. I'm so proud.
blood wings by JohnBoy Lawson September 1, 2008

blood funnel

a vagina during its menstrual cycle.
calm your blood funnel bitch.
blood funnel by Peter W April 25, 2006

blood pressure 

What is raised when idiots post on UD, or anywhere on the internet.

Even 4chan.
"...And in other news, national blood pressure is up due to a series of tube-related problems."

75 percent of UD descriptions make my blood pressure increase.
blood pressure by OLOL August 25, 2007